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i might just be a giant….fucking…pussy. just maybe. what else is new? being so scared is exhausting. thanks again tia and nikki, for totally fucking me over for when I finally meet someone awesome.
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One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
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(Source: kellipop)



